CoalClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The 80's Videogame Crash]

Nice job

I enjoyed the humor in this flash. You researched your facts fairly well. One tip for you is to lay off the gradients, they look ugly unless used in a more suddle form. But, otherwise, nice job with this flash.

P.S., What's the song you use in the montage part? I've heard it before but I don't remember where from and I had never even thought about it in like, 5 years until it came on. It starts out like.. Monday Tuesday happy days, wednsday thursday happy days, the weekend comes, somethin somethin something.. yeah.

shfonny responds:

in the 1970's there was a tv show called "Happy Days" the theme you heard was the "Happy Days" tv theme. if you email me at [e-mail] i can send you the song.

[ridingonascooter1]

psst

You get a five, just cause.

P.S., Strawberry Clock is King of the Portal.

ChokeyB responds:

nevabelieveitsnotso

[InsaneSK8boarding longer]

Nice job,

You animated this well. It made me smile, too, which is good. "Trick: Wtf?" Yeah, so, good job overall. <3

[The Truth About Wash]

OMFG LAWLLLL ROFL U R SO KEWL DAT WUZ GR8

Yeah, shut up please. How the fuck can you even bash him? He's made 2 good flashes, which scored above 3 I might add. You have shitty humor, what with the general anti-clock gay jokes, all you did was use an 2 alpha tweens and move him around every few frames.. And you just had a single song for sound. Please, learn a bit more about the CC and don't bash people. Hell, Wash is pretty nice and he's nice to people when he responds to their reviews.

Thomas-Habib responds:

wtf...i go to school with him...we are the habib brothers (thomas and philip habib) inquiry Duh...its sibling rivalry!

[B]

Sweet jesus.

Okay, this movie is amazing. The graphics were astounding, better than next gen graphics! And this is in fucking FLASH, people! Astounding.. The style.. oh god, it made me cream myself, I think you might be the decade's most innovative trend setter! The musical scores were the greatest sounds to ever grace my ears. Ranging from epic orchestral scores to the hardcore punk of Refused, to classic rock from KISS, even to the sounds of a sitar. Violence.. Oh how the hell did you think of this? Never in my wildest dreams.. I never would've thought of snapping a man's arm into 467 pieces with a really big toaster.. Godamn. Interactivity.. Um, wow. This is like the Nintendo DS and the Wii combined! The sweetness... Humor.. I laughed so hard that I pissed everywhere. You guys need to go do fucking standup. Seriously. You'd probably have people having heart attacks in the crowd. Overall, you sir are the most amazing flash artist of the decade -- nay, the century!

Commercial_hater, what the hell is wrong with you? Go get flash. Try to create a masterpiece like this.

[The Greatest Attempt]

Amazing.

This is a true work of art. The main premice of the story is genius, while the subtext is incredibly thought provoking. After the movie had finished, I stared at the wall, blankly, trying to recollect my scattered thoughts of life, space, time, and the human soul. I laughed until I was in tears and I cried until I was giggling. A simply astounding work of art. The greatest movie of all time. Amazing..

GentlemanLock responds:

You have an excellent taste in art, you will go far.

[Stwaberycock]

Ugh.

Yeah, great job on the 3-D, but you should use your talents else where. Compare YOUR movies to the other anti-clock movies. By the way, you're a total and complete douche bag. Can't you think of a different insuilt that, "OMFG GAY LOL!!11"? God, go hang yourself. 0.

PureCarnage responds:

OMFG GAY LOL!!11

[_Clock vs Madness War_]

Hmm.

Well, it's a nice concept. It's just not delivered very well. The graphics weren't too great, though. (Sound gets a zero because I just hate Linkin Park personally :P) The violence wasn't too special. Nice choose-the-winner thing. Uhh, humor, Mario ran in and said something. Heh. Overall, four. Just keep trying, dude. Put a little bit more thought into what you make, try and learn to draw a bit better, work on your skills some more, and you can become a better flash artist. I wish you luck.

One thing, in all honesty this doesn't deserve turd of the week at all. There's much worse things on Newgrounds at the moment.

[The Adventures of SBC 2-1]

Hey, pretty good

In response to the post below me, the clock crew generally uses the program 'Speakonia.' Google it sometime. '

About the movie-- Pretty good movie. I liked the humor. "Shut the fuck up, you retarded kidney!" goes in my top 50 clock crew quotes. I liked the humor. Nice job, Fisher. :O