CoalClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Hero Clock]

STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING OF THE PORTAL

Marvelous animation, good art, keep it up

love, the clock crew

[F]

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For reasons beyond me I felt compelled to give this flash a 5.

[GLOCK DAY 2007]

I GAVE THIS A 5

splendid work, you should consider doing animation professionally, absolutely 5'd

you luscious hunk ; ) ; ) ; ) come by my place at 9 and we can cuddle up a little on the couch... you can loosen up my anus a little...

PineappleGlock responds:

na na na na

[Bluesphamy]

oh wow

that was great, NG needs more movies like this, just out of curiosity did you do those graphics in Photoshop or Fireworks?

UrchinClock responds:

actually i did them in flash but god damn was it difficult

[StagB Has a Good Time]

Very nice movie

Make more like it, it was imaginative

StagBeetle responds:

i will

[:: Smokin' Smokers ::]

You gave this entry a 0

Ugh

If you really care about what we have to say and you're really listening and it's really helping then why don't you fucking show it, you broken record

Graphics:

I gave it a 3 because the art's actually okay even though you made all those recycled animations so long ago. By the way, don't trace your backgrounds. God, it's not like it's such a huge effort to fast forward you voice and use a bunch of recycled movie clips that there's not enough time to make a decent background.

Style:

I know this sounds hypocritical coming from a clock but fuck, you have no style at all. Maybe when you first started but not anymore. It's tiring seeing the world-weary 13 year olds raving about how incredible foamy and invader zim are.

By the way before any of you DO jump on me for being a clock, at least clock movies have a different theme/artstyle/dialogue style to them. There's a big difference between Corpsegrinder's Dream and 21 O'ClockStreet

Sound:

You just recorded your voice and fast-forwarded it in Audacity or someting. Squirrel Songs had better sound cause you actually took the time to play guitar for it. I'm not insulting you for it or anything, it's not like you can have him play guitar in every movie.

Humor:

Stale. Very stale. Your humor is all social commentary and yet there's so many things to say about yourself.

Overall:

If you REALLY care what the idiots on this braindead website have to say then show it. Don't say you do if you don't. Go for a new style, do a movie that's not a rant, make some new movie clips, do SOMETHING. Then maybe you'll start getting more respect

One last note - I know this review will probably be deleted by one of your fanboy mods. That doesn't matter, as long as you just take the time to read the damned review. I have a feeling you'll just ignore this, as I'm just a nameless sheep in a sea of mammals but just maybe.

Remember, this isn't flaming. This is how I feel, and if I want to express my opinion in a harsh manner, it's my decision. This isn't just a "u sukc noob" review.

[Animator vs. Animation II]

Nice

Better than the first one, very creative in the sence of it acting on what you do on the computer

[Unknownclock's SEXY song]

wake me up

'for you go go

[Rest in Peace, GreyClock]

burn all lcox

urrite fuck gray lcock anda da resta dem fagz LOL

[Testing a new style]

dsrqwdas

Don't do it, it's not a new style. It's been done a thousand times. You do it well, but it's not worth it. If you want to be unique just draw whatever feels good. You'll get something out of it. But for now, don't do that, too Cyanide and Happiness-esque.

irks-alt responds:

Of all the thousands of Flash movies I've seen, there are only about two that have a VAGUELY similar style. Anywho, thanks for reviewing.