CoalClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DERAILED]

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Ahaha, I fucking loved that. 5'd with love from the clock crew

JoeandTom responds:

;D

[Twas Da Night B4 Clockmas]

8D

LMAO STRAWBERYR CLOCK ISH KNIG OF DA PORTAL ^^ LMFAO LONG LIV DA CLOK CRWE ALL PRAIZ B BBBBBB@@@@@@ 8) :]

[Problem with the Holidays]

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5'd with love from the clock crew <3

[Pootytang Adventures #030]

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it wazs amaezing

JujubeLock responds:

whoa

[Orange and the Locktaur]

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BBBBBBBBB LO;L ALLP RAIZ B!!!!!

[The Doom Song]

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Okay, first off. I'm tired of the motherfucking DOOM SONG, for christ sakes! It's like every kid who's ever seen Invader Zim thinks that's the funniest part of the entire series and takes it to heart to publically make jokes about it. Enough, okay? It's over used.

And that concludes the negative portion of this review.

Wait, not really.

Basically, you kinda just got the song and stuck a bunch of JPGS together. However, I'm a flash artist myself so I saw some pretty good parts, too. For one, good job synchronizing the words with the music, I guess. I despise doing that, it's so fucking dull. Also, I think I saw some of your own in-flash drawings (excuse me if I bashed anything you made with the JPG comment, but that's what it seems to be)and they were pretty good!

So, overall, not horrid, but still. I can guess you're not that bad at art, so use it to your advantage. Look for some websites about flash tutorials, there's even some on NewGrounds. Just keep it up.

[JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac]

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Bleh. The voice was horrid. In some parts, the music even blocked it out.
It needed way more sound effects. When someone's getting their head drilled, I think there'd be more sound than the gripping sound of silence, amirite? Also, I dunno if that was really the best strip to pick, you know. A cool strip might have been the scene where Nny saves Squee from the child molestor and winds up hacking his arm off and ripping his scalp open. Of course, that'd be a whole lot of effort I guess. Anyways, the graphics were okay, they could've been WAY worse, but they didn't emulate Vasquez's style all that well. Although, I did like the intro where you had the sliding panels, that was pretty good.

[How Crow Clock Stole XMas]

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Peace to you my brother.